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Searching this blog, you can found some important article related to Facebook including Ways to increase Facebook photo likes. Today updating my blog status with some witty status for Facebook.

I don’t know how effective these update will be. Anyway welcomes all of your contribution and ideas related to Facebook witty status through this blogs comment box.

Witty Facebook Status



Some Humorous Status for Facebook


1. Photographers are violent people. First, they frame you, then they shoot you, then they hang you on the wall.

2. A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often

3. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

4. You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

5. It doesn’t matter if I sleep 2 hours or 13 hours I will still be tired the next day.

6. 9 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight 
    3 am: damnit

7. Shortest horror story: Monday.

8. I hate whoever invented 6:30 am

9. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

10. It’s Sunday. Get busy doing nothing.

11. Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
 LIKE if you did.

12. Telling a girl to “calm down” is like trying to baptize a cat.

13. I need a sleep button on my body, so I can sleep whenever I want to.

14. Home is where you can connect to the Wi-Fi automatically.

15. Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?

16. Sorry I’m poor I can’t afford to pay attention

17. The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.

18. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe… “ I have read and agree to the Terms of Service”

19. Nice to meet you aaand… I have already forgotten your name.

20. Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world.

21. LIKE if you don’t use twist ties to close a bag of bread…you just spin the bag and tuck it under the loaf of bread

22. People who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people.

23. I’m the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream.

24. DO NOT TEXT ME WHILE YOU’RE DRIVING I’m not trying to be the last unfinished message they find when your ass is wrapped around a tree.

25. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.


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